Mother's Day is my least favorite holiday in the world. I want to be clear. I am not dissing mothers or motherhood or whatever other hoods. My particular circumstances in life, both now and in the preceding years, have made this NOT the best holiday ever, and I am not a fan of holidays in general. Long story. Much trauma. Nobody actually died, so that's a plus.

Stop using "Leaf Shine" sprays. They’re the "fast food" of plant care—looks good for a second, but it’s toxic long-term. Think of like that shiny film the drive-thru car wash sprays on your tires. Sure, they glisten, but they also attract every piece of dirt and road debris anywhere near your tire.