The Bag You Can't Have (Probably) Season 4, Episode 11. Sex and the City . "It's not a bag, it's a Birkin." And even name-dropping Lucy Liu, Samantha can't get one. This waitlist is longer than my perimenopausal chin hairs, the price tag has five figures before you even consider tax, and they're genuinely not going to pick you — even if you could drop that kind of change. Really though. Is it even that cute? Nah. The Bag You Almost Bought (Possibly) Coach. A well-loved staple