“Ears” at the top - very pronounced lobes, sitting high and perky - that flow down into a slimmer waistline and then pooch out near the end in a way that anyone would immediately recognize as the “booty” of the leaf. Let's talk about them.

As a self-proclaimed crazy plant lady, I spend a lot of time browsing. I’m dreaming about my next "wishlist" addition, comparing prices, and marveling at the sheer variety out there. But every time I log on, I’m startled by the sheer number of "perfect" plants I see. It’s almost clinical.