I did one of my "should probably be infamous by now" went to the store for birthday cards and came home with another plant. Obviously. And this one is...a little worse for wear.

I have a water prop thingy. It's an AHopeGarden — twelve holes, tray, lives on the buffet in the living room that holds office supplies and dongles and apparently also lives rent-free in the back of my mind as "I should really clean that."

You've walked the entire house looking for the PERFECT spot for your new baby. Bright, indirect lighting from an East-facing window. ✅ Not directly in a 'high-traffic' zone, shielding it from your kids/pets. ✅ Visible from your FAVORITE seat, so you can admire his/her beauty. ✅ But did you look up? If the perfect spot is directly below your heating vent, especially in and around Flowery Branch GA, then it is most definitely NOT the perfect spot.