The Greenhouse Trio | Three Tropical Survivors

"Here’s to being single, seeing double, sleeping triple, and having multiples."

These three were never supposed to stay this long. I bought them as 1-inch Wonders over a year ago with the intention of having some variety in my life, and they just... settled in. Now they’re established, house-hardened, and frankly, they’ve seen too much of my personal life to stay any longer.

Like every 1-inch Wonder I've ever known, these guys are low maintenance and just happy to be here. They don't require a dedicated humidifier and a prayer to stay green. They’ve spent a year acclimating to a real home environment, so they’re past the dramatic "new plant" phase. Give them some decent light, don't drown them, and they’ll be perfectly happy to keep you company without asking any awkward questions about your weekend.

Each plant is currently living in a 3.5” clear liner to give its luscious root system enough room - but not too much room - to grow. It’s potted in my signature 'Not Dirt' substrate—I won't sell the mix to you because it’s a hot mess to make, but the plants clearly love the drama of it.

I’ve vetted these beauties to ensure they’re healthy and happy, but I can’t guarantee what they’ll do once they leave my greenhouse. If I could control nature, I’d be a wizard, and I’d probably have a much cooler hat. 🧙‍♂️