Jelly Jar Succulents | SOS

"Something borrowed, something blue, something... please just take these."

I don't actually care for succulents, I'm finding. I mean, I obviously haven't let them pass on yet, but...they sure ain't pretty. I'm going to tell you why they're even here, but you have to PROMISE ME you won't tell anyone.

Once upon a time, my SO and I got a beautiful wedding invitation in the mail. We got the color-coded fancy attire, the dancing shoes, and I even bought one of those hair wand thingies for the fancy hair twirling I never otherwise do. Then, the wedding got cancelled. Last minute. All the wedding prep had to go somewhere—including these succulents intended for the centerpieces. 🤫

There are five of these poor souls left from the wedding that wasn't. Since I’ve never owned a succulent in my life, they are potted in... whatever I thought a succulent might like. It isn't my signature 'Not Dirt' and I have no idea if it’s the "right" thing. I don't even have a category for these on the site, so they’re in "Bundles" because that felt better than "Philodendrons."Please rescue them.

They’re priced to move because shipping will probably cost more than the plant itself. If you throw in a treat for yourself (and not just a rescue project like this), they’ll just be along for the ride.

I’ve vetted these beauties to ensure they’re healthy-ish and happy, but I can’t guarantee what they’ll do once they leave my greenhouse. If I could control nature, I’d be a wizard, and I’d probably have a much cooler hat. 🧙‍♂️